Don’t Feed the Trolls

July 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm (arsehats, Dating, feminism, Giant Babies, men hate you, Rapists)

In some of my recent researching, I’ve stumbled across www.thefrisky.com and absolutely love it.  Not every single article is perfect, or stands up to feminist scrutiny, however overall it’s pretty damn awesome.

Now, I know it’s usually considered bad form to respond to a poster on a different site, but given the vile contents of these comments, I’m doing it anyway.

On a post about alternatives to intercourse, ‘Bat Leaper’ came out of the murky swamp where all mras and trolls like to spend their days and had this to say:

“There would be a lot fewer teen pregnancies if girls would learn to give hand jobs.  Guys need sexual release.  It’s a simple matter of hydraulics.  And yes, prolonged arousal without ejaculation can lead to a very painful condition, referred to as “necker’s nuts” or “blue balls.”

I have always felt that girls should have their first orgasm before they ever have intercourse, but that’s just a man’s attitude.  Women would know if that’s accurate.”

And when confronted on his crap, followed it up with this:

“you need to accept that sex is not just about women.  The guys would not be pressuring the girls for sex so much if they were getting relief manually, and date rape would virtually disappear.  It is unfortunate that women think their sexual satisfaction is a man’s responsibility, and the man’s sexual satisfaction is his responsibility too.  It’s why so many women are lousy in bed.  You need a real attitude adjustment.”

 …. wow.  just…. wow.  where to even start on dissecting this one?  The start I guess…

“There would be a lot fewer teen pregnancies if girls would learn to give hand jobs”

Ok there are MANY factors that lead to teen pregnancies.  And I’d have to say the one sure fire way to stop teen pregnancy would be for boys to learn how to take matters into their own hands so to speak.  Putting the responsibility solely on the girl* is way off base.  Also, whether or not teens give hand jobs in general, I can’t comment on, but, speaking personally, any guy displaying attitudes such as this douchebag does would definitely not be getting anything off me.  Just saying.

” Guys need sexual release.  It’s a simple matter of hydraulics.  And yes, prolonged arousal without ejaculation can lead to a very painful condition, referred to as “necker’s nuts” or “blue balls.””

Seriously, this dude needs to fuck off.  If you’re that worried about “blue balls”, deal with the problem yourself.  Your girlfriend/hook up is not there for your sexual release.  If guys need it so badly, they should take care of it.  And people who use this particular line as a way to pressure their partners into doing/finishing anything they don’t want to should be kicked.  hard.  in their blue balls.

Also please note from this guy’s posts: the females are girls and the males are guys.  Sure sign of a misogynist.

“I have always felt that girls should have their first orgasm before they ever have intercourse, but that’s just a man’s attitude.  Women would know if that’s accurate.”

I’ve always felt each individual should decide when/where/how they have their first orgasm for themselves.  Anyone else should keep their damn mouths shut because it’s none of their damn business when/where/how other people have their first orgasm.  And to decide for half the human race?  No dude.  Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

“you need to accept that sex is not just about women.  The guys would not be pressuring the girls for sex so much if they were getting relief manually, and date rape would virtually disappear.”

ummm… wow.  this would have to be the worst of the lot, I think.  I’ve never seen any opinion anywhere ever that assumed sex is just about women.  Ever.  We’ve worked damn hard for people to understand sex is about women TOO, but not solely about them.  So shut up.  Guys should not be pressuring anyone for sex, ever, under any circumstances.  There is no excuse.  If guys want manual relief and their partners don’t want to provide, they need to deal with that themselves, as I’ve already said.  Guys have two hands just like women do. 

And do we all see what he’s done there in that last part of the sentence?  Date rape, dear readers, is purely the fault of women who will not relieve their men.  Are you fucking kidding me??  Date rape will disappear when rapists stop raping.  End of fucking story.  No arguments, no ifs, no maybes, no hypotheticals.  When rapists STOP, rape will.

“It is unfortunate that women think their sexual satisfaction is a man’s responsibility, and the man’s sexual satisfaction is his responsibility too.  It’s why so many women are lousy in bed.  You need a real attitude adjustment.”

Yeah, this whole section is just shit.  It’s just seriously shit.  And that’s all I have to say about this part.  Because seriously, my head is about to explode.

Did I miss anything?

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*We’re talking teens, so girl is appropriate here pt.

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